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    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
    a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... 10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    a second thought.

    Soon he sees another sign which reads:
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... 5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
    drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
    the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small
    sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
    nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested
    in possibly doing business...."

    "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
    winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
    closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

    He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
    answers the door...

    This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
    the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

    He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
    through the door pulling it shut behind him.

    The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
    another sign:

    GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
    ST. FRANCIS.

  • #2
    Originally posted by lolex kia View Post
    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
    a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... 10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    a second thought.

    Soon he sees another sign which reads:
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... 5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
    drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION ... NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
    the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small
    sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
    nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested
    in possibly doing business...."

    "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
    winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
    closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

    He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
    answers the door...

    This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
    the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

    He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
    through the door pulling it shut behind him.

    The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
    another sign:

    GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
    ST. FRANCIS.

    good stuffs... Tks...
    *****************************
    A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office.


    Just me and my NT...

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    • #3
      The Crown Of Achievement

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      • #4
        Lol!!!



        Sometimes forgotten, but always contactable. Darkangel (2007-2014)

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        • #5
          Good one man...
          The ArmchairEconomist

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          • #6
            OMG ! THe down turn has finally HIT the churches...............
            *** EMMANUEL***

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            • #7
              wrong uncle! in times like this religion gets bigger/stronger/bigger congregation/etc.
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              • #8
                Amen !
                *** EMMANUEL***

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                • #9

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                  • #10
                    Haha..
                    "夫君子之行:静以修身,俭以养德;非淡泊无以明志,非宁静无以致远。" - 诸葛亮

                    One should seek serenity to cultivate the body, thriftiness to cultivate the morals. Seeking fame and wealth will not lead to noble ideal. Only by seeking serenity will one reach far. - Zhugeliang

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