Your favourite Proverb?

[R-oyster]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get t yred.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Which one of these is your favourite?

[triton]

i like all ur quotes. can add one more?

power lies in the barrel of the gun

[jazz_samz]

At one period of time, I like using
"Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs..."



AT the time when I was very LL.. kekeke

[seiko.citizen]

all is good.

[elyjacob]

Woman who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge...

[armchaireconomist]

life's too short to cry...
just long enough to try...