If you are stuck in a public toilet cubicle with no toilet roll, what would you do?

[Oceanklassik]

That happened like more than 10 years ago

I'm not so irresponsible and I know if I ever get caught then, the only proof I had would be my waste. So I threw the 'soiled cloth' away in the waste bin in the same toilet, in case I get caught, I had some form of prove of my stomach problem at that time. If I'd have flushed it away and get caught, then it's God Save Me

[Watcha]

That happened like more than 10 years ago

I'm not so irresponsible and I know if I ever get caught then, the only proof I had would be my waste. So I threw the 'soiled cloth' away in the waste bin in the same toilet, in case I get caught, I had some form of prove of my stomach problem at that time. If I'd have flushed it away and get caught, then it's God Save Me

Whow, what a sticky situation.

Those army lao jiao will know how to clean with one square or one piece of paper. Keke

[RolexSunday]

That happened like more than 10 years ago

I'm not so irresponsible and I know if I ever get caught then, the only proof I had would be my waste. So I threw the 'soiled cloth' away in the waste bin in the same toilet, in case I get caught, I had some form of prove of my stomach problem at that time. If I'd have flushed it away and get caught, then it's God Save Me

Hehehe...... No bad bro., what a nice little thought you have there. Hahaha...

[exxondus]

wah.. exxondus, you read me well leh

Ok, this situation is a little sticky because I can't shout out for help since it's a female toilet. This also means I can't call using the phone. Using the SMS with no one near me would also be stupid because by the time help came (if I managed to get any), I might already be in the police lock-up.

So a "lnib" pair of bright yellow underwear was sacrificed to clean up a little mess on me and I waited (thankfully not too long) till there's no one in the toilet before I walked out briskly. I did not run. I wasn't guilty of any wrong doing in the first place.

I actually returned a while later to find out why I made the terrible blunder and realized that while I was rushing to get a toilet at that 'crucial' moment, I was faced with two toilets (side-by-side) with the doors opened. The one on the left is a female while the right is male. But because the doors were pushed opened, I failed to turn my head and look up to confirm if the one I entered was correct. My thought was the male one should be left (the "male-left-female-right" Chinese saying). Do note that I was desperate at that instance and it was near "bursting" already, so my judgement on the surroundings were badly affected.

I learnt a lesson and fortunately, not a painful one

Haha. Its the next best thing available - ur undies :P

[leeye]

Whow, what a sticky situation.

Those army lao jiao will know how to clean with one square or one piece of paper. Keke

one piece of paper only valid when you are in the field and back then army ration with hard tack biscuits will make you constipate. easy to clean.

don't think one piece of paper can clean up the mess from a stomache. hahahaha.

[Oceanklassik]

So, the moral of the story is ........

" Don't buy yourself too expensive an underwear "

[Watcha]

Buy paper underwear. Wear x 2.

No Calvin Klein.

[Watcha]

one piece of paper only valid when you are in the field and back then army ration with hard tack biscuits will make you constipate. easy to clean.

don't think one piece of paper can clean up the mess from a stomache. hahahaha.

You are right. Very hard to do the one piece procedure in a stomach ache situation. Hahaha

[exxondus]

You are right. Very hard to do the one piece procedure in a stomach ache situation. Hahaha

one piece of paper only valid when you are in the field and back then army ration with hard tack biscuits will make you constipate. easy to clean.

don't think one piece of paper can clean up the mess from a stomache. hahahaha.

yeh have to agree..taking ice cream as an analogy in case hard to picture:

If like this



still can clean with 1 tissue mtd


If like this, how to clean with 1 tissue??




hor??

[leeye]

yeh have to agree..taking ice cream as an analogy in case hard to picture:

If like this



still can clean with 1 tissue mtd


If like this, how to clean with 1 tissue??




hor??

wah got illustration also. i think if stomache it is worse then that! imagine the whole ball of ice cream all melted. hahahaha

[Darkangel]

yeh have to agree..taking ice cream as an analogy in case hard to picture:

If like this



still can clean with 1 tissue mtd


If like this, how to clean with 1 tissue??




hor??

OMG...laughed really hard after seeing this!

[leeye]

well..................no chocolate ice cream for me for the next week. hahahahahahaha.................................... .

[blacksoapbar]

call a friend!

[ten10]

wahhhhh! too graphic for me....

[agong]

yeh have to agree..taking ice cream as an analogy in case hard to picture:

If like this



still can clean with 1 tissue mtd


If like this, how to clean with 1 tissue??




hor??

So similar.. The only difference is the temperature of "it" if you use tissue paper.. Cold or warn>>