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  • If you are stuck in a public toilet cubicle with no toilet roll, what would you do?

    Since today is Friday, let's have a poll on this!

    a) shout for toilet roll?
    b) facebook for a toilet roll?
    c) call a friend for a toilet roll?
    d) twitter for a toilet roll?
    e) four square for a toilet roll?
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  • #2
    option f! i will use hand!hahahahahahah

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    • #3
      lol! What a topic.. I usually make sure there is sufficient toilet roll before doing my business!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by agong View Post
        lol! What a topic.. I usually make sure there is sufficient toilet roll before doing my business!
        same LOL
        ROLEX.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kennyleow View Post
          Since today is Friday, let's have a poll on this!

          a) shout for toilet roll?
          b) facebook for a toilet roll?
          c) call a friend for a toilet roll?
          d) twitter for a toilet roll?
          e) four square for a toilet roll?
          So wipe your A** ? or ask uncle outside to fetch you some paper ???
          ROLEX.

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          • #6
            This is funny and so coincident because I'd this near similar bad experience, and mine's worse! I had a bad stomachache one morning and it lasted me till noon. Went to the toilet at work three times and I thought it would be ok and proceeded for a lunch meeting outside. No I hadn't recovered and in desperation and not really in a good state of mind, I actually dashed into a female toilet (empty at that fateful moment) in a major shopping mall, not knowing at all that it was a female toilet (I swear), and did my urgent 'business'.

            I only started to realize that it was a female toilet I'd intruded when I heard female voices in and out of the toilet when I was in the cubicle (still in 'business') and I was like ****! I was further hit when I saw no toilet paper in the cubicle ...

            Guess what I did?
            The Crown Of Achievement

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            • #7
              Originally posted by agong View Post
              lol! What a topic.. I usually make sure there is sufficient toilet roll before doing my business!

              Seconded! Or if not, always have a spare wad of tissue paper in your bag!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                This is funny and so coincident because I'd this near similar bad experience, and mine's worse! I had a bad stomachache one morning and it lasted me till noon. Went to the toilet at work three times and I thought it would be ok and proceeded for a lunch meeting outside. No I hadn't recovered and in desperation and not really in a good state of mind, I actually dashed into a female toilet (empty at that fateful moment) in a major shopping mall, not knowing at all that it was a female toilet (I swear), and did my urgent 'business'.

                I only started to realize that it was a female toilet I'd intruded when I heard female voices in and out of the toilet when I was in the cubicle (still in 'business') and I was like ****! I was further hit when I saw no toilet paper in the cubicle ...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                  This is funny and so coincident because I'd this near similar bad experience, and mine's worse! I had a bad stomachache one morning and it lasted me till noon. Went to the toilet at work three times and I thought it would be ok and proceeded for a lunch meeting outside. No I hadn't recovered and in desperation and not really in a good state of mind, I actually dashed into a female toilet (empty at that fateful moment) in a major shopping mall, not knowing at all that it was a female toilet (I swear), and did my urgent 'business'.

                  I only started to realize that it was a female toilet I'd intruded when I heard female voices in and out of the toilet when I was in the cubicle (still in 'business') and I was like ****! I was further hit when I saw no toilet paper in the cubicle ...

                  Guess what I did?
                  wah champion! HAHAHA...

                  You used your hankie instead?


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                    This is funny and so coincident because I'd this near similar bad experience, and mine's worse! I had a bad stomachache one morning and it lasted me till noon. Went to the toilet at work three times and I thought it would be ok and proceeded for a lunch meeting outside. No I hadn't recovered and in desperation and not really in a good state of mind, I actually dashed into a female toilet (empty at that fateful moment) in a major shopping mall, not knowing at all that it was a female toilet (I swear), and did my urgent 'business'.

                    I only started to realize that it was a female toilet I'd intruded when I heard female voices in and out of the toilet when I was in the cubicle (still in 'business') and I was like ****! I was further hit when I saw no toilet paper in the cubicle ...

                    Guess what I did?
                    Use ur underwear to wipe then after that go commando
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                      This is funny and so coincident because I'd this near similar bad experience, and mine's worse! I had a bad stomachache one morning and it lasted me till noon. Went to the toilet at work three times and I thought it would be ok and proceeded for a lunch meeting outside. No I hadn't recovered and in desperation and not really in a good state of mind, I actually dashed into a female toilet (empty at that fateful moment) in a major shopping mall, not knowing at all that it was a female toilet (I swear), and did my urgent 'business'.

                      I only started to realize that it was a female toilet I'd intruded when I heard female voices in and out of the toilet when I was in the cubicle (still in 'business') and I was like ****! I was further hit when I saw no toilet paper in the cubicle ...

                      Guess what I did?
                      LOL! People "Shuang Xi Ling Men" you Double bubble trouble! Female toilet and NO toilet paper somemore. What a combo. Let me guess...

                      Handkerchief or bidget spray?
                      Beep Beep!!!!!

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                      • #12
                        wah.. exxondus, you read me well leh

                        Ok, this situation is a little sticky because I can't shout out for help since it's a female toilet. This also means I can't call using the phone. Using the SMS with no one near me would also be stupid because by the time help came (if I managed to get any), I might already be in the police lock-up.

                        So a "lnib" pair of bright yellow underwear was sacrificed to clean up a little mess on me and I waited (thankfully not too long) till there's no one in the toilet before I walked out briskly. I did not run. I wasn't guilty of any wrong doing in the first place.

                        I actually returned a while later to find out why I made the terrible blunder and realized that while I was rushing to get a toilet at that 'crucial' moment, I was faced with two toilets (side-by-side) with the doors opened. The one on the left is a female while the right is male. But because the doors were pushed opened, I failed to turn my head and look up to confirm if the one I entered was correct. My thought was the male one should be left (the "male-left-female-right" Chinese saying). Do note that I was desperate at that instance and it was near "bursting" already, so my judgement on the surroundings were badly affected.

                        I learnt a lesson and fortunately, not a painful one
                        The Crown Of Achievement

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                          wah.. exxondus, you read me well leh

                          Ok, this situation is a little sticky because I can't shout out for help since it's a female toilet. This also means I can't call using the phone. Using the SMS with no one near me would also be stupid because by the time help came (if I managed to get any), I might already be in the police lock-up.

                          So a "lnib" pair of bright yellow underwear was sacrificed to clean up a little mess on me and I waited (thankfully not too long) till there's no one in the toilet before I walked out briskly. I did not run. I wasn't guilty of any wrong doing in the first place.

                          I actually returned a while later to find out why I made the terrible blunder and realized that while I was rushing to get a toilet at that 'crucial' moment, I was faced with two toilets (side-by-side) with the doors opened. The one on the left is a female while the right is male. But because the doors were pushed opened, I failed to turn my head and look up to confirm if the one I entered was correct. My thought was the male one should be left (the "male-left-female-right" Chinese saying). Do note that I was desperate at that instance and it was near "bursting" already, so my judgement on the surroundings were badly affected.

                          I learnt a lesson and fortunately, not a painful one
                          Phew...well lucky you didn't get caught in there...hehe

                          Time to go buy 4D liao!


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Oceanklassik View Post
                            wah.. exxondus, you read me well leh

                            Ok, this situation is a little sticky because I can't shout out for help since it's a female toilet. This also means I can't call using the phone. Using the SMS with no one near me would also be stupid because by the time help came (if I managed to get any), I might already be in the police lock-up.

                            So a "lnib" pair of bright yellow underwear was sacrificed to clean up a little mess on me and I waited (thankfully not too long) till there's no one in the toilet before I walked out briskly. I did not run. I wasn't guilty of any wrong doing in the first place.

                            I actually returned a while later to find out why I made the terrible blunder and realized that while I was rushing to get a toilet at that 'crucial' moment, I was faced with two toilets (side-by-side) with the doors opened. The one on the left is a female while the right is male. But because the doors were pushed opened, I failed to turn my head and look up to confirm if the one I entered was correct. My thought was the male one should be left (the "male-left-female-right" Chinese saying). Do note that I was desperate at that instance and it was near "bursting" already, so my judgement on the surroundings were badly affected.

                            I learnt a lesson and fortunately, not a painful one
                            Hope undies managed to flush away.... otherwise next lady or even a cleaner would think "OMG so not in fashion this previous girl".
                            ROLEX.

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                            • #15
                              It happens to me.... i banged at the next room to beg for toilet papers, cannot use hands right, no water inside the cubicle.......hahaha

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