Can bird-talk here??? Here seems very SERIOUS....

[Watcha]

Laughter is a good medicine......
Dedicated to all Married Couples
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want THREE qualities in their wives:
Economist in kitchen,
Artist in home &
Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen,
Devil in home &
Economist in Bed.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Thought for the Day:
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected

[Darkangel]

Ya. . . Blame the skills, tats y never have a steady hands . . . Tink i m better at google for pictures rather me myself taking photo. Got a dslr but gave to my bro instead cos i cant put it to gd use where else my bro luvs photography hopefully not pornography. Hehehe

PS maybe i m gd in pornography, hidden talent. . . Haha i wish

User problem haha

[Oceanklassik]

Heh Watcha! I enjoyed those jokes ..

[flakkampf]

Mr Watcha, u make my day. Thats a good 1

[Watcha]

Heh Watcha! I enjoyed those jokes ..

Mr Watcha, u make my day. Thats a good 1

Thks.

[jinchua]

Confirm wear g-string, or nvr wear.....

No hands.

[Darkangel]

On the way to tuas and raining heavily now! Gosh sure sea sick later

[invisibleman]

Mr Watcha, cannot read your jokes in my office lar! Holding my laughter back will kill me!!!

[Dfive]

No hands.

Good lord.... is this in Singapore ???

[DoubleK]

Pornography is also an art form

I your comment!

[DoubleK]

No hands.

Imagine what will happen if she farted???? hehehe

[DoubleK]

Laughter is a good medicine......
Dedicated to all Married Couples
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want THREE qualities in their wives:
Economist in kitchen,
Artist in home &
Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen,
Devil in home &
Economist in Bed.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Thought for the Day:
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected

GoodED!!!

[DoubleK]

This tune was way back time ago... found it in my hdd...

So share...

HERE

No worry, I fed it with plenty of anti-biotic liao.... so no virus...


If cannot download, let me know... I think of other ways.....

Have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Watcha]

It is very important to space your words!!!
**

A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The wife read the text and
angrily shows her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"


Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life!

[DoubleK]

It is very important to space your words!!!
**

A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The wife read the text and
angrily shows her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"


Moral: - Space is essential in every successful married life!

wah... luckily... office no lang...