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Jokes for sharing..No offend to the Fund Manager out there.
Bankers + porsche = unbearable
This is so true in this Singapore materialistic society. :-)))
A very successful Singapore Fund Manager parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came along too close to the car and completely tore off
the driver'sdoor.
Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Porsche,
his lights flashing. But, before the policeman had a
chance to ask any questions, the Fund Manager started screaming hysterically about
how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before,
was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard
the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the Fund Manager finally wound down from his rant, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how
materialistic you Fund Manager are,' he said. 'You're so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the most important things in life'
'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer.
The officer replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!'
'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the Fund Manager .
'MY ROLEX!!!'
Bankers + porsche = unbearable
This is so true in this Singapore materialistic society. :-)))
A very successful Singapore Fund Manager parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came along too close to the car and completely tore off
the driver'sdoor.
Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Porsche,
his lights flashing. But, before the policeman had a
chance to ask any questions, the Fund Manager started screaming hysterically about
how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before,
was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard
the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the Fund Manager finally wound down from his rant, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how
materialistic you Fund Manager are,' he said. 'You're so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the most important things in life'
'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer.
The officer replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!'
'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the Fund Manager .
'MY ROLEX!!!'
oldie but goodie. originally aimed at lawyers 
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