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  • #91
    funny video, laughing til i cough..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1haYY5pV18

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    • #92
      SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

      Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

      "I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.

      Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"

      Darkie ponders for a minute.
      "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

      And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
      Last edited by pet; 08-05-08, 09:48 PM.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by pet View Post
        SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
        Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
        "I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
        "And what do you deduce from that?"
        Darkie ponders for a minute.
        "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

        And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

        Hahaha.... That's a good one
        Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

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        • #94
          Originally posted by pet View Post
          SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

          Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

          "I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.

          Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"

          Darkie ponders for a minute.
          "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

          And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
          good one indeed.
          [U]Currently wearing[/U]:
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          [U]"My collection"[/U]:
          [SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]

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          • #95
            ....
            The Crown Of Achievement

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            • #96

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              • #97
                Originally posted by pet View Post
                LOL

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                • #98
                  hilarious
                  [U]Currently wearing[/U]:
                  [SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
                  Blue 6694
                  Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
                  [U]"My collection"[/U]:
                  [SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]

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                  • #99

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                    • Originally posted by pet View Post
                      SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

                      Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

                      "I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.

                      Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"

                      Darkie ponders for a minute.
                      "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

                      And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
                      Hahahaha...I usually dun read this thread...luckily I did! Hahaha...otherwise I dunno u talking about me

                      Hahaha...but then it's damn funny la GD 1!


                      Sometimes forgotten, but always contactable. Darkangel (2007-2014)

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                      • Originally posted by Darkangel View Post
                        Hahahaha...I usually dun read this thread...luckily I did! Hahaha...otherwise I dunno u talking about me

                        Hahaha...but then it's damn funny la GD 1!
                        .. and the abv, which geek = u ??

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                        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpXf0cmJ64 quite a cool way to park
                          [U]Currently wearing[/U]:
                          [SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
                          Blue 6694
                          Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
                          [U]"My collection"[/U]:
                          [SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]

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                          • Originally posted by pet View Post
                            .. and the abv, which geek = u ??
                            Electronics geek hehe


                            Sometimes forgotten, but always contactable. Darkangel (2007-2014)

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                            • Do not think dirty look carefully .
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                              • It's a lamp


                                Sometimes forgotten, but always contactable. Darkangel (2007-2014)

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