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SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"
And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”Last edited by pet; 08-05-08, 09:48 PM.
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Originally posted by pet View PostSeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"
And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Hahaha.... That's a good oneDream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean
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Originally posted by pet View PostSeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"
And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”[U]Currently wearing[/U]:
[SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
Blue 6694
Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
[U]"My collection"[/U]:
[SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]
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Originally posted by pet View PostSeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"
And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Hahaha...but then it's damn funny laGD 1!
Sometimes forgotten, but always contactable. Darkangel (2007-2014)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpXf0cmJ64 quite a cool way to park[U]Currently wearing[/U]:
[SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
Blue 6694
Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
[U]"My collection"[/U]:
[SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]
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