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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant...
1. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns a lot of expensive cars.
Now he has a "hole in one"!
2. What's the diference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a ball 400 yards but he was unable to drive his car beyond his house!
3. Tiger Woods was not seriously injured in the car crash.
But he's still below par!
4. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing at 2.30am in the morning?
They both went clubbing together!
5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood!
6. Why did Elin Woods use the 9-iron to bust out the rear window?
Because she hated the Wood(s) driver!
7. What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians!
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
Abraham Lincoln (American 16th US President from1861-65, who brought about the emancipation of slavery from 1809-1865).
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
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