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    Would u blame e guy or e wife??

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
    making love to a very attractive young woman.

    And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
    cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
    your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

    And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least
    I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
    they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

    And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
    car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
    She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and
    let her into the car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
    dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
    enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
    you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in
    moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
    while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
    holes, so I threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
    you have had for a few years, but
    don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
    which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
    you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
    bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
    has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
    grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door,
    she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

    'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
    use?
    "夫君子之行:静以修身,俭以养德;非淡泊无以明志,非宁静无以致远。" - 诸葛亮

    One should seek serenity to cultivate the body, thriftiness to cultivate the morals. Seeking fame and wealth will not lead to noble ideal. Only by seeking serenity will one reach far. - Zhugeliang

  • #2
    haha...no matter what cannot be unfaithful la...

    but i can understand his predicament...lol
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    • #3
      Both at fault... but mainly the GUY still

      Both at fault... but mainly the GUY still

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      • #4
        Why cannot like this!!!

        Who would you blame leh?

        The husband came home early and found his wife in their bedroom
        making love to a very hot young man.

        And hewas somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' he
        cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful husband, the fatherof
        your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

        And the wifereplied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least
        I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' hesobbed,' but
        they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

        And the wifebegan -- 'Well, I was getting into the
        car to drive home, and this young manhere asked me for a lift.
        Helooked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on himand let himinto the car.

        I noticed that hewas very thin, not well dressed and very
        dirty. Hetold me that Hehadn't eaten for three days.

        So, in my compassion, I brought himhome and warmed up the
        enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
        you're afraid you'll put on weight and lose your six pac.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

        Since Heneeded a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
        while hewas doing that, I noticed hisclothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

        Then, as heneeded clothes, I gave himthe designer jeans that
        you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

        I also gave himthe underwear that was your anniversary present,
        which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

        I found the tight fitting shirt my sister gave you for Christmas that
        you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated the Rolex you
        bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
        has a rep that looks the same.'

        The wifetook a quick breath and continued - Hewas so
        grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked himto the door, he turned to me with tears in hiseyes and said,

        'Please ... Do you have anything else that your husbanddoesn't
        use?
        I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch.........

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        • #5
          Ha

          Ha ....

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          • #6
            The Crown Of Achievement

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            • #7
              Take 2 hand to clap.

              But no matter what guys are always the 1 to blames. Poor thing
              You'll Never Walk Alone

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              • #8
                if we eat they say we cheat, if we dun eat, they call us gay
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