Would u blame e guy or e wife??
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least
I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door,
she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least
I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door,
she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?
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