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A Businessman sent this email to his wife.
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54
year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this I hope that you will not wrongly interpret
the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary
at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband, I received your email and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like
your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation... with
one small but not insignificant difference....
18 goes into 54 more often that 54 goes into 18...
so I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54
year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this I hope that you will not wrongly interpret
the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary
at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband, I received your email and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like
your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation... with
one small but not insignificant difference....
18 goes into 54 more often that 54 goes into 18...
so I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow
where do you guys normally get this kind of news from?
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