Nav Ad Widget - Mobile

Collapse

Nav Ad Widget - Desktop

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Something new to learn !!!!!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Something new to learn !!!!!

    Special thanks to my Karma Sutra Shifu for sharing ...the truth....no offence to anyone, just a joke to cheer up the day !

    Thanks bro Lamst18 ! You are my HERO !!!!




    Something new to learn or is it?

    Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

    Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

    Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

    Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fxxking yourself.

    Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

    Money is just like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !

    Men play the game. Women know the score.

    Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

    Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

    The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

    Here is the definition of divorce..... ..She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

    Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener !



    Enjoy !

    *** EMMANUEL***

  • #2
    Yes, uncle. Definitely worth the read..! I dunno why but this tickles me, "Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!"

    The Crown Of Achievement

    Comment


    • #3
      My Small Collection :
      GMT II 16710 Coke U series
      JLC Master Control ( May 2008 )
      Daytona SS White ( Jan 2009 )
      Porsche Design P6310 Red ( Feb 2009 )
      Azimuth Back In Time ( Wrist lounge special edition ) ( Jan 2010 )
      PAM 312 ( Feb 2010 ) ( Send me an offer for this baby if you are interested)

      Look Look See See for :
      BNIB 1995 ( W series ) Rolex sport model

      Comment

      Footer Ad Widget - Desktop

      Collapse

      Footer Ad Widget - Mobile

      Collapse
      Working...
      X