Are Women Are Evil By Nature...

[R-oyster]

Are Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager? she asked, softly stroking his FACE with both hands. "Actually, no", he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need for you to give him a message", she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers INTO his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the Bartender managed to say. "Tell him", she whispered, '"There's NO TOILET PAPER, HAND SOAP, OR PAPER TOWELS in the Ladies Washroom."

[cedric]

.... good one.. but suggest she add another message to the manager... "but now my fingers are cleaned"...

[seiko.citizen]

dont laugh, sometimes the restroom really dun have, then you die lah. worse is, no toilet to be found, as was the case with my fren, whom pee in the lane way next to the hotel when he was rejected

[louisoh]

Are Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager? she asked, softly stroking his FACE with both hands. "Actually, no", he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need for you to give him a message", she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers INTO his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the Bartender managed to say. "Tell him", she whispered, '"There's NO TOILET PAPER, HAND SOAP, OR PAPER TOWELS in the Ladies Washroom."

Good joke to start my 'Blue Monday'...

[chinchilla]

haha.. funny one..

the washroom in many parts of Europe are 80euros per entry. and what's worse is there's no toilet paper in at least half of the cubicle, and there's even one paying one with no proper tap! gotta bring my hand sensitizer wherever i go :P

Good joke to start my 'Blue Monday'...

[seiko.citizen]

wow.... 80 euros ah? ...... thats quite expensive , last time i go europe, i act blur, dun pay also chiong in

[UncleLau]

Moral of the story:- Don't suck stranger finger or D*&^.....

[UncleLau]

Hahahahahaha !