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  • The Letter from Management



    Dear Employees:

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

    A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

    Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of **** it gives employees. Should you feel you do not receive enough ****, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the **** you can handle.

    Sincerely,

    Management

    *** EMMANUEL***

  • #2
    Haha!! After being raped, shafted and screwed, then kena aids or herpes, what else ?

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    • #3
      i think its time to cover ass and bolt out of there
      [U]Currently wearing[/U]:
      [SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
      Blue 6694
      Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
      [U]"My collection"[/U]:
      [SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]

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      • #4
        Thanks for sharing...nice ones
        Very "educated"

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        • #5
          thanks for sharing!
          I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch.........

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          • #6
            hahaha...brighten up my day...lol
            Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak

            Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen

            Quoted from Sir Winston Churchill

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            • #7
              LOL!! haha
              "夫君子之行:静以修身,俭以养德;非淡泊无以明志,非宁静无以致远。" - 诸葛亮

              One should seek serenity to cultivate the body, thriftiness to cultivate the morals. Seeking fame and wealth will not lead to noble ideal. Only by seeking serenity will one reach far. - Zhugeliang

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